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[[A woman is talking on the phone, holding a cup]]
Phone: Hi, this is your son's school. We're having some computer trouble.
Mom: Oh dearâdid he break something?
Phone: In a wayâ
Phone: Did you really name your son "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" ?
Mom: Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him.
Phone: Well, we've lost this year's student records. I hope you're happy.
Mom: And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs.
{{title-text: Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.}}
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